​the scary jokes
Riptide
[Verse 1]
Riptide, pull me closer
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?

[Refrain]
Riptide, pull, pull me closer
You can pull, pull me under

[Verse 2]
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me, ooh

[Verse 3]
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on

[Refrain]
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
[Verse 4]
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise
That the river rages and the waters rise

[Bridge]
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful Already spun out once or twice

[Refrain]
Riptide, pull me closer
You can pull me under

[Outro]
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Ever the fool, ever the fool