Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune
Something to make us all happy
Do anything take us out of this gloom
Play guitar, sing a song
Make it snappy

You are the one who makes us feel glad
But doing that you break out in tears
Don't you be sad if it was a straight man we had
We wouldn’t have known you all these years

Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune
Something to make us all happy
Do anything take us out of this gloom
Play guitar, sing a song
Make it snappy

Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune
Something to make us all feel happy
Do anything take us out of this gloom
Play guitar, sing a song
Make it snappy