[Verse 1]
You're gonna learn, challenge me? That's risky
I'll watch you burn until you're Rice Krispie
My candy necklace, the jewels entice
Medallion encrusted with Dentyne Ice
Spendin' bread, gettin' on the price
Smokin' sugar and spice and everything nice
Expiration dates what's at stake
So I celebrate like it's birthday cake
Back to work, Pyrex, turn on stove
Add nutmeg, cinnamon and clove
I cook for the fiends whatever it take
Chop it up until it's all Frosted Flakes (They're Gr-r-reat!)
Bag up, hustle to sell these plaques
Up countin' stacks, movin' these snacks
Sourdough is sour, so watch your back
Stickup kids are doin' Apple Jacks

[Verse 2]
I represent the hustlers, gangsters, and players
Covered with icing that's stacked up in layers
I loot cake, I shoot cake
I destroy equally, coward or fruitcake
After my Cool Whip, I flip instead
Shot him in the head with the banana-clip bread
The Pop Rocks hit him, and he felt it
The heat's too much, he's soft and he melted
My girl is fly, her name is Red Velvet
I can't deny she's sweeter than pie
They jealous she love me and they wonderin' why
But they candy corn, they shouldn't try
To understand the game I have
You can find me on Crumb Cake Ave
Dumb cakes front, turn stale, we laugh
They burnt in the pan and they bad at math
I'm Red Rum
[Chorus]
Shoppin' for ingredients I needed to get
I met this girl, she was a crêpe Suzette
It started out sweet, then our love went tart
Feeling dried up, so I broke her heart
Shoppin' for ingredients I needed to get
I met this girl, she was a crêpe Suzette
It started out sweet, then our love went tart
Feeling dried up, so I broke her heart

[Post-Chorus]
You know how it go, that's the way the cookie crumbles
You know how it go, that's the way the cookie crumbles
You know how it go, that's the way the cookie crumbles
You know how it go

[Outro: sample]
Sugar Frosted Flakes by Kellogg's, out of Battle Creek!
Never heard of it
Never heard of Sugar Frosted Flakes? Full, thick-cut flakes of corn with a secret [?] sugar frosting? They're Gr-r-reat!