[FEMALE SINGERS]
Meet Rebecca!
She's the coolest girl in the world
Wait, wrong Rebecca
It's this one over here

She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend
Oh, but there she looks kinda mean
Okay, she's snarky, sarcastic, and a ... what?
You know, we're not really seeing a common theme

Meet Rebecca!
She's too hard to summarize
So let's go back to Other Rebecca

(Spoken outro)
[OTHER REBECCA]
My name is Deborah