Jonathan Coulton
Bikini Bottom Day
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
(sung)
Jumped out of bed
Mixed up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail

[GARY]
Meow

[SPONGEBOB]
Full steam ahead
The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a krabby patty that needs frying
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here
In the world renowned
Bikini Bottom
How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
When the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
[PATRICK, spoken]
Uh, is it morning alrеady?

[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
It sure is! And I'm singing an opening number!

[PATRICK, spoken]
Oh! I want a vеrse!
(sung)
I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me
To stay on track
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV
There might not be time for a nap but I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of--

[BOTH]
Mermaid Man!

[PATRICK]
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock

[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom
[PATRICK]
Now, what rhymes with rock?

[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom

[PATRICK]
Nothing rhymes with rock

[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day

[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Would you two please keep it down?

[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]
Good morning, Squidward!

[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Another day, another migraine
(sung)
When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away
Typical Bikini Bottom day
[NARRATOR, spoken]
We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome, home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor

A squirrel...
From Texas

This is Sandy Cheeks the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention

[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Woah, hiya Sandy!

[SANDY, spoken]
Howdy Spongebob!

[SANDY] [COWBOY FISH]
Gee golly, that was close Setback
It's just a little smoke
A minor setback

[SANDY] [COWBOY FISH]
A few more hours at most Jetpack
And I'll be done with this here
Brand new jetpack

[SANDY]
And then this Texas squirrel
This country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
My bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear 'cross the sky

[SANDY & COWBOY FISH]
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom Day!

[SANDY, spoken]
What in chicken fried tarnation was that?
'Scuse me, Spongebob, I'm gonna go power up the old
Seis-o-magraph

[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Ah yes, the Krusty Krab
Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment
Home to the Krabby Patty
Owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs
And across town, the least popular restaurant
The Chum Bucket
Run by Sheldon J. Plankton
Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war

[KRABS]
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money

[PLANKTON]
Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever
(Forever)
I've got a plan
And I went to college so you know it's clever

[KRABS]
They say that money doesn't matter
If you love your work
HA!
Who would say that?
Probably some penniless jerk

[PLANKTON]
Soon the day will come
When they'll all love chum
It's just a matter of time

[KRABS & KAREN]
Bikini Bottom

[PLANKTON]
'Til I get them in line

[KRABS & KAREN]
Bikini Bottom

[PLANKTON]
And this town is all mine

[PLANKTON, KAREN, & KRABS]
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day

[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hello sky
Hello flowers
Hello Bikini Bottom!

[ENSEMBLE]
On my way, hey!
The pulse is pumping
And the traffic's fin to fin
What a day, hey!
Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been

[SPONGEBOB] [ENSEMBLE]
We've got the best sun ever! Sunny weather
Sunny weather

[ENSEMBLE]
In the flow, whoa!
Swim with the currents
'Til it carries you along
Here we go, whoa!
Another busy day
Where nothing will go wrong

I will always vow
And pledge allegiance to
This town that I hold dear
For all are welcome here
Bikini Bottom blue
Yes I'll stay true

[WOMEN]
The Bikini Bottom way [MEN]
Bikini Bottom Way
[WOMEN]
Bikini Bottom way [MEN]
Bikini Bottom Way
[WOMEN]
Bikini Bottom way [MEN]
Bikini Bottom Way
[WOMEN]
Bikini Bottom way [MEN]
Bikini Bottom Way
[WOMEN]
Bikini Bottom way [MEN]
Bikini Bottom Way
[WOMEN]
Bikini Bottom way [MEN]
Bikini Bottom Way

[SPONGEBOB]
It's the best day ever! [Ensemble]
Ahh!

[ENSEMBLE]
Hey!
Hey!
In the world-renowned
Bikini Bottom
Our own hometown
Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down

[ENSEMBLE]
It's a typical [SPONGEBOB]
Incredible
[ENSEMBLE]
A regular [SPONGEBOB]
Exceptional
[ENSEMBLE]
An ordinary [SPONGEBOB]
Extraordinary

[ENSEMBLE]
Bikini Bottom

[ENSEMBLE]
World-renowned
Bikini Bottom
Day!