[Intro]
It's time for Rifftrax! (Rifftrax)

[Verse 1]
And it's not an easy job
They watch movies and then
Make up jokes about them
And tell their jokes to microphones
Put the jokes into a file
On a secret server
Deep beneath a mountain
Protected by a dragon

[Hook]
Who're you going to get to riff those tracks?
I don't have a rifftrax where the riffs are missing!
Why you always got to pick Rifftrax?
Only Rifftrax picks all the tracks worth riffing!

[Verse 2]
On some other day
Somewhere far away
You put out weiner wraps and snacks
You fluff the cushions on your couch
And buy a TV
All your friends come over
Just imagine their surprise
When you press 'Play' and then
Instead of just a movie
They get jokes! Professional jokes!
By professional comedy professionals!
[Hook]
Who're you going to get to riff those tracks?
I don't have a rifftrax where the riffs are missing!
Why you always got to pick Rifftrax?
Only Rifftrax picks all the tracks worth riffing!

[Outro]
It's your lucky day
It's time for Rifftrax! (Rifftrax)