[Round 1: Shameik Moore]
When I first got to set, I was happy to see Kat
Finally got a day off from being a thirst trap
And Vampire Diaries, what was that?
Twilight with even more teens who can't act?
And it was on for eight seasons, that's just crazy
It was basically just True Blood meets Muppet Babies
You became the show's lead once the star left it
So congrats on getting Nina Dobrev's sloppy seconds
[Round 1: Kat Graham]
Yo, The Get Down was cancelled after half a season
But you know this man right here was half the reason
Comin' out here, where's your grill from Goodwill
Don't step to me when even Netflix won't chill
When Meth asked me to spit, I said, "Just make sure he right"
Never thought I'd be battling someone my own height
We eye-to-eye, but I'm five-foot-two
Only height you get is from your Spider-Man cartoon
[Round 2: Shameik Moore]
You're a voice on Ninja Turtles and I'm sure that pays well
It makes sense, 'cause tonight your ass is gettin' shelled
I heard your last album and I think you should stop
You're in a Fanta commercial, but you're music will never pop
You did a song with Babyface and your star rose quickly
It's too bad that your fan base is now women over sixty
Try to get in the game, but you ain't even a playa
You're a fake-ass [rapper?], like you're a fake-ass Zendaya
[Round 2: Kat Graham]
At least I got hit records, what's your excuse?
I worked with Babyface and Prince; isn't your ass still on YouTube?
My booty top shelf, that's why you never tapped it
For you to kiss me, you have to be cast, it's called acting
Your friends' careers soared and yours stayed stuck
You're the only dude from The Get Down who can't get back up
Eight years a hit show, I call a success
I think I'ma change your name from Shameik Moore to Shameik Less
[Round 3: Shameik Moore]
You're so bad in the 2Pac movie, please take a bow
If 2Pac wasn't dead yet, Kat, he is now
The "Lonely" Akon video was kinda clever
'Cause spending time with you makes being lonely seem better
No Oscars or Emmys, but got Teen Choice Awards
Nothing says "serious actor" like winning a surfboard
This happens when you mess with a young gunna
So please, before you leave, can you give Phoebe my numba?
[Round 3: Kat Graham]
And now you're Spider-Man, that's a huge fan base
But wait, didn't they make it animated to hide you're ugly-ass face?
I got millions of followers, online you're just dead
Playing Spider-Man's the only time he's big on the web
Hold up, wait a minute, you won which awards?
'Cause I'ma crush you while ridin' my surfboards
Listen, I'ma make sure you don't go home alone
So, hey girl, I know you don't want it, but please, take his cell phone