[GUY]
Ten years ago
I fell in love with an Irish girl
She took my heart

But she went and screwed some guy that she knew
And now I'm in Dublin with a broken heart

Oh, broken-hearted hoover fixer sucker guy
Oh, broken-hearted hoover fixer sucker, sucker guy

One day I'll go there and win her once again
But until then I'm just a sucker of a guy