[Intro (Spoken Word)]
Hey Greg
I'm sure a lot of you have seen this by now
But the channel just hit 5 million subscribers
There are 5 million Gregs now
That is crazy
So I just wanted to make a quick video, hoppin' on here to say

[Verse]
Thank you for 5 million subscribers
I wish that we could meet
I bet that we would all be friends
Well probably not all of us but some of us maybe
There's so many types of people subscribed to my channel
Statistically, there's probably like 4 serial killers
So, if you're one of them then, stop
That's not nice
You guys are like my family
A really big family
A normal family with like 4 serial killers
A family
A mormon-sized family
The kind of family that's not invited to my house