[Intro: Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Conner, & Both]
Hold on, where am I?
Aw, sick, I'm in Minecraft
Whoa, who is that?

[Chorus: Danny Gonzalez]
I'm in love with a creeper
On the low I'm tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she's a keeper
I just hope I'm enough (Oh)
I got a diamond pickaxe, I'm gonna kick ass
She twerkin' in the cave to get cash, she got a thick ass
I'm in love with a creeper
I'm in love

[Verse 1: Kurtis Conner]
Creeper? I hardly know her
You know I'm a grower and not a shower
Girl, how did you get so thick with no curves?
You a whole snack, like an hors d'oeuvre
She's hissin' like a demon
I'm in her Nether regions
We're sailing on a wave
Ayy, let mе explode in your cave

[Verse 2: Danny Gonzalez]
Not tryna bе too lewd
But my sword's got level 3 protection
Feed you wheat to get you in the mood
My blaze rod's got a little erection (Yeah)
I can't get you off my mind
So I gotta craft a way to make you mine
Planks and sticks baby, give me a sign
Break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight (Ha)
[Chorus: Danny Gonzalez]
I'm in love with a creeper
On the low I'm tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she’s a keeper
I just hope I'm enough (Oh)
I got a diamond pickaxe, I'm gonna kick ass
She twerkin' in the cave to get cash, she got a thick ass
I'm in love with a creeper
I'm in love

[Verse 3: Danny Gonzalez, Kurtis Conner, & Both]
*phone rings*
Dude, what's up? I think I found my new bae
Oh, no way, that's what I was gon' say
Oh, that's tight, dude you gotta meet her
My girl too, she's a Minecraft creeper (What?)
Holy shit, I think we fell for the same chick
That's impossible, who she gon' pick?
Should we battle like Liam Neeson?
Not necessary if we have a threesome
Hey, girl, we got a proposition (Yeah)
We got one diamond hoe and a whole lot of seed, yeah
Don’t wanna put you in a weird position
He's got raw pork and I got bone meal to feed ya (Yeah)
No pressure, we just thought that it could be fun
Hop onto the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun (Yeah)
We could keep it on the low, baby, what do ya say?
Yes
(Oh, nice, sick)
[Chorus 2: Danny Gonzalez & Kurtis Conner]
We're in love with a creeper
On the low we're tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she’s a keeper
I just hope we're enough (Oh)
We got a diamond pickaxe, we're gonna kick ass
She twerkin' in that cave to get cash, she got a thick ass (She has a thick ass)
We're in love with a creeper
We're in love
We're in love with a creeper (Love)
On the low we're tryna fuck
Hope that she doesn't blow up
That would really fucking suck (Oh)
We got a diamond pickaxe, we're gonna kick ass
She twerkin' in the cave to get cash, she got a thick ass (Oh)
We're in love with a creeper
We're in lo—
*creeper hiss, explosion*

[Outro: Danny Gonzalez and Kurtis Conner]
No! She blew up!
Oh, I knew it!
I lost all my stuff!
I had so many ingots!