[Intro]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty, take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went wrong

[Chorus]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went wrong

[Verse 1]
Yo, The Dying Squid is real easy to perform
And it makes the dudes jealous, and the ladies all swarm
So I'll teach you how to do it, if you're feeling oceanic
Just pretend that you're a squid that just got hit by the titanic
Now just panic, and get frantic, like you're straight out the atlantic
And make sure your fluid movements are opposite of mechanic
I don't call my homies dogs, I say 'What up, my Squiddy'
So let me know if you wanna be in my squid committee

[Verse 2]
But before you let me squid, you just might wanna get a lawyer
'Cause I might break your door down
And just squid in the foyer- of your house
'Cause I can, there just ain't no contest
I'm the mother-squidding king of this nautical nonsense
And I'm like, do the dying squid from Illinois to Kuwait
And the ladies will fall for your tentacular traits
But be careful, cause this dance is banned in 51 states
Apparently Puerto Rico isn't a state
But the illegality of this is hard to negate
[Bridge]
Yo, you can look up Dying Squid on Google Chrome or Safari
I call The Dying Squid 'Soon-to-be calamari'
People tell me that my dying squid is so fluid
That Animal Control gets called everytime I do it
I'ma be the teacher, and you gon' be the student
I'll be conjuring them slowly dying squids like a druid
(druid, druid, d-d-d-d-druid)

[Chorus]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty, take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went wrong

[Outro]
Do The Dying Squid
Look at this kid
If a girls really pretty, take her down and get squiddy
Listen to the song all night long
And dance like a squid after something went-