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I'm here to talk about amphibian romance-ah
Sala- Sala- Sala- Sala- Salamander
You wanna see? Just take my hand-ah
When you walk into a room with a reptile
They sit there without even giving you a smile
What do you get with a lizard or a cobra?
A boring evening or a week in a coma
Salamander is the "King Amphibian"
You know he brightens up a room that ya sittin' in
Salamander can write in Comic Sans
And he does't even use his hands
Salamander Salamander Salamander
I'm here to talk about amphibian romance-ah
Sala- Sala- Sala- Sala- Salamander
You wanna see? Just take my hand-ah!
Moist skin! Moist skin! Moist skin! Salamander got moist skin!
And the black and yellow spots, and the snout that's hot
And the amphibian rhythm that should start a riot
Salamander Salamander Salamander
I'm here to talk about ampihibian romance-ah
Sala- Sala- Sala- Sala- Salamander
You wanna see? Just take my hand-ah!