First, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first, first
My aunt died and I should be at the funeral, but can I get some likes and subs?
If you say something that offends me, then I'm gonna unsubscribe and go tell my mommy
Because I still live in her basement, so sorry, not sorry

This is fake, I hope you drown in a lake
I'm only eight, give me a break
I hate you! Your videos suck! Can I get a shoutout?
Any other small YouTubers wanna help me out?
Like if you're watching this in 2017, comment if you're watching this in 2020
Anyone watching in 1973? Leave a like!
Song?

Let's subscribe to each other
(Fake!)
Or I'll kill your mother
(This is fake!)
I'm literally dying
(Obviously, it's fake!)
Sub if you want good luck for 7 years!

I was first, can I get some likes? Please, I have no life
You suck, but I watch and comment on all of your videos
This comment isn't gonna end up in the song