[Verse 1]
You left the party a bit too soon
So you could lay on your bathroom floor
Your brother called me a shit for leaving you
Outside of Carrie's apartment
Will you stop being such an asshole?
Will you stop being such an asshole?

[Chorus]
I wish my dad would stop drinking
I wish my friends would stop thinking about
All the reasons I stay home now
All the reasons I stay home now

[Verse 1]
You left the party a bit too soon
So you could lay on your bathroom floor
Your brother called me a shit for leaving you
Outside of Carrie's apartment
Will you stop being such an asshole?
Will you stop being such an asshole?

[Chorus x3]
I wish my dad would stop drinking
I wish my friends would stop thinking about
All the reasons I stay home now
All the reasons I stay home now