[Intro]
Trap-a-Holics, bi-bi-bi-bi–
Ha!  You're going to–Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
NIKHE-NIKHE-NIKHED– 
Ha! HA! that
NIKHEDONIA

[Hook]
I  have tonsillitis, aye
I  have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I  have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I  have tonsillitis, aye

[Verse]
I can't eat and I can't swallow
So, I'll cry in my bed 'til tomorrow
There's no food inside my belly
I am feeling quite hollow
It doesn't really matter what I say here
You can't hear it over the bass
I didn't really plan for a verse
I wrote this while I was in the shower

[Hook]
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye
I have tonsillitis, aye

[Interlude]
The doctor literally prescribed me some tablets and throat spray, so, you know, I'll probably be better in the next couple days, but, you know

[Outro]
I still have tonsillitis, aye
I still have tonsillitis, aye
I still have tonsillitis, aye
I still have tonsilli–(Coughs)