NIKHEDONIA
Curly Fries
[Verse]
Oh, oh, oh yes, can you read me?
I would like to eat that pussy like I'm gonna eat meat
Make a pussy-lasagne, can you please speak?
Calling me a pescatarian? I'll make a fish queef
I'm the best of the best, I like to cook a lot
Fuck your sister and your mum in the same bed, so what
You gonna do? I'm making home noodles
I'd love a takeaway so much I'd love to fuck a poodle, dawg
Man, I'm in my element, I opt to fucking pan-on
Screw noodles or dumplings, I'm gonna cook something pink
It's a thing, oh shit, I missed the link
Whiskey's for pussies, I need a real drink
Let me speed it up, double time
Gonna make a rhyme about making curly fries
Your ass is mine before I pound it from behind
Fuck home movies, I'm gonna light a doobie
Puff a Philly blunt before I'm wrapping up a loosie
Sprinkle in some crystal meth because I like the blue shit
Go ahead and crack a light because I'd like to brew this
Call me "LazyTown" because my cooking skill's the best
My epic recipe resides in Stephanie's breasts
Slurping up some pussy all for that flavour, I'd
Like to taste some pussy because pussy is my favourite
Fuck dicks, 'cause that's what pussy does
See, I'm not gay, a gay wouldn't suck a pussy off
I keep talking 'bout pussy, see, I'm not trying to hide something
I wouldn't lie to someone who wouldn't even try the thing
Open up a MacBook, I'm tryna to get a recipe
See, I don't know how to cook when I don't have the expertise
I try to distance myself from my own family
I grab a cookbook for making me a mac' and cheese
Amputees anger me, why don't you have any knees?
I guess it isn't fair to judge someone off their looks
Well, oh well, I'll have to get a cookbook
So I can find the main purpose of the look
I'm really trying to find that fuck (Oh)
It's what I get for making a track with many rhymes
Once I've done this track I'd like to put it aside
See, I've got to finish it like I end my life
With a wet bowl of shitty curly fries