I don't speak London
Never go to Paris
When you see me squatting
You become embarrassed

Gopnik from east
Squatting like a beast
From the tracksuit mafia
Do like you're in Squatvia!

Jaws be dropping
When they see me squatting
Jaws be dropping
Squatting non-stopping

Jaws be dropping
When they see me squatting
Jaws be dropping
Squatting non-stopping

Doughnut? - No!
Hide the gamburger!
And the heels drop - Low!
Kielbasa and no frankfurter!

Topnik from east
Squatting like a beast
From the tracksuit mafia
Do like you're in Squatvia!
Jaws be dropping
When they see me squatting
Jaws be dropping
Squatting non-stopping

Jaws be dropping
When they see me squatting
Jaws be dropping
Squatting non-stopping