[Verse 1]
Man, it's been a minute since I woke up like this
But it ain't my first time, I hate to admit it
Sometimes it just happens, and sometimes it don't
I never see it coming, it's out of my control
It felt so real, wish I could go back now, yeah
Every good ol' boy knows what I'm talking about

[Chorus]
'Cause I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy
Out on the water with that old bobber sinking
Cold can in my left, my rod in my right
I ain't ever pulled bass like that in my life
I was somewhere on a lake happy as can be
Damn, now all I am is just a mess in the sheets
I had a wet dream, ooh yeah

[Verse 2]
The sun was settin', I was moonlight fishin'
My two-stroke was burning nocturnal emissions
I motor-boated through the big ol' buoys on the bay
It was hard to tell then but it turns out they were fake
As my alarm started ringin', that sun hit my eyes
And man, this country boy done realized

[Chorus]
I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy
Out on the water with that old bobber sinking
Cold can in my left, my rod in my right
I ain't ever pulled bass like that in my life
I was somewhere on a lake happy as can be
Damn, now all I am is just a mess in the sheets
I had a wet dream, ooh yeah
[Bridge]
That snooze, I'ma hit it
Slide right back in it
Maybe last more than a minute
And if she asks I'ma tell my girlfriend she was in it, oh shit

[Chorus]
But my wet dream was me in my dingy
Out on the water with that old bobber sinking
Cold can in my left, my rod in my right
I ain't ever pulled bass like that in my life
I was somewhere on a lake happy as can be
Damn, now all I am is just a mess in the sheets
I had a wet dream, ooh yeah

[Outro]
Man, I really need to go fishin' or something
'Cause I'm about to explode