[Verse]
He was sitting at the bar, sipping on a regular Coke
We were drinking and smoking and making him the butt of our jokes
We all said, "Man, what happened to you?
Why can't you just have a few?"
He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't"

[Chorus]
Because the more I drink, the more I drink
Well, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine
I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen
Now, there aren’t no in-between
'Cause, the morе I drink, the more I drink