Tim Minchin
The Song of the Masochist
Did you really think that I would love you again?
Did you think I'd just forgive the things that you've done to me?
You must think I'm a masochist
I'd just as soon go and slit my wrists
As take you back again
Who do you think I am?

Did you think I'd just sit around and wait for you to sort out your stuff?
Ring you up fortnightly to reiterate my love for you?
You must think I'm a masochist
I'd just as soon go and slit my wrists
As take you back again
Who do you think I am>

Did you really think that I would let you have it all?
Spending time alone while making sure you keep a hold on me?
You must think I'm a masochist
If you thought I'd just put up with this
And take you back again
Who do you think I am?