[Intro]
Lil Barnacle
Shoutout Matthew, AKA Lil Chip (Plugg)
Shoutout AJ
Shoutout Brodie I guess just so he doesn't feel left out, you know
I made this song for my goldfish
I don’t have a goldfish actually, he died when I was like six
But who the fuck cares?
Finger mom cactus gang
N***a

[Chorus]
Give your mom a cream pie
Give your mom a cream pie
Floor it, that's a drive by
Floor it, that's a drive by
Skrrt, give your mom a cream pie
Give your mom a cream pie
She sucked me ’til my dick's all dry
She sucked me 'til my dick's all dry (Plugg)

[Post-Chorus]
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle's slick
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle's slick
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle's slick
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle's slick, yeah
[Interlude]
Fuck her right in the pussy
Finger my butthole gang
Dick in a toaster
Dick in a microwave, switch it up

[Chorus]
Give your mom a cream pie
Give your mom a cream pie
Floor it, that’s a drive by
Floor it, that’s a drive by
Skrrt, give your mom a cream pie
Give your mom a cream pie
She sucked me 'til my dick’s all dry
She sucked me 'til my dick's all dry

[Post-Chorus]
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle's slick
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle’s slick
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle's slick
Slap your bitch with my dick
You know Lil Barnacle's slick, skrrt
[Outro]
Ayy, ayy
Fuck her right in the pussy
Dick in a toaster, yeah