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The Hobby Swapping Problem
It was a while ago but I used to make origami/
I used to fold washiā
paperā
into cranes forā
a hobby/
I formed their bodies withā
perfect angles and dog-eared corners/
Making everything from Bengal Tigresses to pale Border Collies/
Where you could pull their tails to make them flap their wings/
Or pinch their necks to make them roar with their complex anatomies/
But that all came crashing down tragically when, well what happened is/
Or was, a horrible freak paper cut accident/
So I tried out something different and practiced martial arts a bit/
Transformed my legs and arms to armaments, an armistice I forged between my mind and body/
Karate chopping thick slabs of marble to marbles and
Blocked a kick with nothing but thinking the thought of āI will block this kickā/
I fought and fought again, Iād always win/
Until one day I fought the wrong sensei and somehow lost to him/
And then I figured I could use a new hobby fast/
When I woke in the ICU, mummified inside a full body cast/
So I tried out woodworking, and learned a thing or two/
About building birdhouses and a sanctuary for the endangered with the zoo/
And without nails or glue I built perfect-fit architecture with versatile sandalwood/
That even termites wouldnāt dare to chew/
But the Steel Industry is a different beast
Their countless inner rings of arsonists donāt like and fear anything built with trees/
So I got into magic with simple tricks/
Err, illusions like how to make a yacht disappear without sinking it/
I put live rounds inside a real gun for every bullet Iād catch/
And I sawed a lower limb, double amputee woman in half/
But when your Transported Man has to trap, clones in tanks to drown/
Theyāll take you out, pulled at the drop of a hat with a vanished act, but still, Iām safe and sound!/
But rules are rules so I was gone fishinā/
I threw a net and accidentally caught a dolphin pod in it/
Got some FOMO, rowed from coast to coast/
And caught the Lochness Monster without my rod and then caught the Ogopogo with it/
I studied mutated fish in ponds near Chernobyl/
With evidence of Kraken tentacles adorning on our boatās hull/
We stumbled on a whaling operation, so we thwarted them/
But letās just say my fishing boatāll never be seaborne again/
So I got into mimingā¦/
Then I tried out a comedy class to practice my - timing/
And Iād showcase new material at sold out shows on the weekend/
Then I auditioned for SNL and they let me host for a season/
I popped up on the screen opposite promising Hollywood starlets with Oscar noms/
In romcoms with a record box office streak/
But my private pilot had the last laugh
When I cracked a joke and split his sides, and we were forced to crash land/
So I took the plunge and tried out diving, took a stab at fencing/
Gave clay pigeon hunts a shot, and then I tried to tackle wrestling/
Tried the chef thing but I let Gordon Ramsay ingest some foreign bodies/
So Iāve been thinking ābout getting back into origami/