(George Carlin)
Somewhere around the world
Some guy is getting ready to kill himself
(Audience laughs)
Isn't that great?
Do you ever stop and think about that kind of shit?
I do
It's fun
(Audience laughs)

(Dante Rapper)
I'm praying that you alright
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm praying that you alright
I'm tryna be the light in your nightmares
I been blacking out on my whole life
Yeah
Don't tell me that you want more
Yeah, yeah
Don't tell me that you want more
'Cause it might play on my fucking guilt
And it might stop what i've come for
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There goes another guy
(Audience laughs)
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Maybe struggling with the cellophane a little bit you know
Aw shit it's always something
Goddamn it
Fuckin shit
(Audience laughs)

Uhh

I'll kill myself
Can't you fucking tell
That I'm so gone
I'm just a fucking shell
Just standing here
Out in fucking hell
When these tears drop
I need a fucking well
Uhh

(sniff)

Maybe i'll just take a gun and shoot my self in the mouth

Uh
Yeah
Yeah
It's like I'm tired of waiting
I'm stuck here
This pain here
Got no chance of fading
Wait here
Yeah I ain't here
I got no more patience
I'm fucking waiting
Do you hear me now?
But I'm fucking fading
I'm loud and clear
Till I'm fucking fading
Just loud and clear
Till I'm fucking fading
I'm fucking fading

(Comedian)
Keep on reading
How are you?
I hope you are fine
I am not fine
As you can no doubt tell from me hanging here from the ceiling fixture
You are the ones that drove me to this
(Audience laughs)
I was doing just fine until you fuckers came alone
It's true
P.s. fuck you people
(Audience breaks into cheer)
(Chorus: Dante Rapper)
I'm praying that you alright
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm praying that you alright
I'm tryna be the light in your nightmares
I been blacking out on my whole life
Yeah
Don't tell me that you want more
Yeah, yeah
Don't tell me that you want more
'Cause it might play on your fucking guilt
And I might stop what I come for
Done

(Audience cheers)

(Comedian)
I think about stuff like that
It's interesting to me
Like I said
Certain things are interesting