[Intro]
And now, ladies and gentlemen
Since you've been such a wonderful audience tonight
We have a special treat in store for you
It's a composition dedicated to all mothers
And it's titled
"All the Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother"
Which means, if Sigmund Freud's wife was your mother
All the things you could be by now
It means nothing
You got it?
Thank you
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[Instrumental]