[Intro]
Ha!

[Verse 1]
I offered my music to all of these labels
I offered my heart up to all of these models
And I got rejected by both, but you still see me up on stage
Doin' my thang! Yeah, yeah!
So come with me, I just might have the cure for your passion
I know your lacking inspiration but dat ass need a smackin!
And there's a billion boys, and a billion girls
And a billion songs, I think we're wasting time
Like a dentist in Seattle, are my antics hard to handle?
Unfortunately the money I should've spent on you
I spent it at the strip club

[Chorus]
Congratulations, you're self aware
And you still idolizing dollar sign bitches
Congratulations, you're self aware
And yet you act against your own self interest

[Verse 2]
I told yo mama that she can rest assured, her girl's in good hands
And yo mama just smoked a cigarette and said "You're the man!"
What's the plan? 'Cause I know that you got arrested last week
But my daughter just showed me your new shit and I think it's real neat so
If you really wanna make a name for yourself
I would suggest that you handle your alcohol before you kill yourself
Don't underestimate the influence
That pussy-power has on you, boy, you must be listening
Don't underestimate the influence
Don't be out here wasting your time on bad bitches kissen' 'em!"
[Chorus]
Congratulations, you're self aware
And you still idolizing dollar sign bitches
Congratulations, you're self aware
And yet you act against your own self interest
Congratulations, you're self aware
You're driving wet and reckless after the party?!
Congratulations, you're self aware
You're twenty three, man, why you at a high school party?

[Bridge]
You're twenty three, man, why you at a high school party?
(Sing it! Sing that shit with me! Let's get emo real quick.)
So, Selena, it's been a while since I've seen yah
I booked my album release show up in Fresno
Hoping my friends could meet you
After the show I waited for you at Bobby's, but you never came
It's funny 'cause I've been more out of control than I've ever been in my whole life
And sometimes I wonder if I would give all that shit up if you'd been by my side
It's funny 'cause I could assume why you stopped talking to me and started to hide
It's funny that being aware of yourself doesn't make a respectable guy

(Sing it! Open it up!)

[Alternate Chorus]
Congratulations, yeah, you fucked it up beyond belief
There's a pretty Christian girl who likes you down the street
And she's baking cake for you without milk and eggs
You could be with her but you want Twitter girls instead
Congratulations, yeah you're mommy bailed you out of jail
Honestly you've never even seen a glimpse of hell
'Cause your mommy and daddy supported you with hearts and their wallets
And you just spend their money on your drunken frolics
[Outro]
Congratulations, you're self aware
Congratulations, you're self aware
Hey, hey
Congratulations, you're self aware
Congratulations, you're self aware
Oh, oh, oh
H-Town, y'all are the best
I'm Andres, I'll be at the merch table all night
What's up?!