[Verse 1 (Skater Boy, Friendly Cop, Both)}
I'm a skateboarder
And I'm a cop
And now we're super best buds
We hang out every single day
Skateboarding and guns
He taught me to respect the law
And he taught me how to shred
Staying up late
And stopping crimes
We both like the movie Ted

{Chours: Both]
Skater Boy and Friendly Cop
Having a really good time
Rocking out, staying hard
And putting an end to crime

Two best friends you'd never guess
But we really truly are--

[Skit: Skater Boy]
Oh, oh, oh no!
No, no no!
Uh, j-j-j- Just kidding!
[Chorus: Skater Boy, Skater Boy as Friendly Cop]
Skater Boy and Friendly Cop
Who's not really dead
That's the magic of Hollywood!
It was all just special effects!

Probably gonna skip out of town
But not for any reason at all
By the way, I'm still alive
And if I was dead, it's not his fault...