[ALDOLPHO]
I'm sure that you have heard the name Aldolpho
A ladies' man who wins acclaim Aldolpho
Well, lovely miss, I am the same Aldolpho
I introduce myself
I am Aldolpho

[DROWSY, spoken]
Nice to meet you. Shall we?

[ALDOLPHO, spoken]
Not so fast.

(sung)
So just in case you didn't hear Aldolpho
I'll try to make it very clear Aldolpho
The lovely ladies always cheer Aldolpho
When I repeat myself
I am Aldolpho

[DROWSY, spoken]
Understood.

[ALDOLPHO]
I can sing it high — Aldolpho
I can sing it low — Aldolpho
I can sing it very fast — Aldolpho
I can sing it very slow... ly
(spoken)
I'd do it now, but it would take hours. Now let us see if you can remember my name!

[DROWSY, spoken]
I'll give it a shot![ALDOLPHO]
Now who's the fellow that you see?

And how should you refer to me?

And who is it I'll always be?

Now sing it proudly 
[DROWSY]
Aldolpho

Aldolpho

Aldolpho

You are Aldolpho![ALDOLPHO]
Now... let me spell it out for you!
For all you lovely ladies that didn't hear for some reason because because maybe you are hard of hearing or something —
I don't know...
It goes A-a-a-a-a-a
Da-ha-ha-ha-ha-hal
F-f-f-f-f-fo!
Aah!
I AM ALDOLPHO!
ALDOLPHO!
[ALDOLPHO and DROWSY recline on bed.]