[Verse 1]
I'm a coward, I'm a freak
The scum of the earth
A liar and a cheat
But I could be so much worse
You could call me narcissistic
You could say I'm of no worth
You could call me the scorn of Satan
But I could be so much worse

[Chorus]
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you

[Verse 2]
I'm such a sinner
And I have been since birth
Full of greed and full of lust
But I could be so much worse
You say I'm hedonistic
And a bit too extrovert
Described as positively sadistic
But I could be so much worse
[Chorus]
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you

[Guitar Solo/Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you
(Ooh) I thank God that I'm not you