[Intro]
One, two, three, four
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I don’t wanna be your doormat
I don’t wanna be no plastic blow-up doll
I don’t want to be like my Aunt Lucy
I am so disgusted with it all

[Chorus]
Yeah, love is a scam
And I don’t really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam

[Verse 2]
I don’t wanna clip your toenails
I don’t wanna smell your stinkin' funky feet
I’m so sick of falling in the bawl
Filling up the alabaster sink

[Chorus]
Yeah, oh yeah, love is a scam
And I don’t really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam
[Verse 3]
I don’t wanna kiss you with morning breath
I don’t wanna treat you with tenderness
I don’t wanna see you when you’re undressed
I don’t wanna feel like a stewardess anymore

[Chorus]
Love is a scam
And I don’t really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam

[Bridge]
I don’t want you
I don’t want you no more, no more
I don’t want you, I don’t want you
I don’t want you no more, no more
I don’t want you, I don’t want you
I don’t want you no more, no more
No more
(I don’t want you no more)

[Chorus]
Yeah, love is a scam
And I don’t really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam
[Outro]
Love is a scam
Love is a scam
Love is a scam
Love is a scam
Let it go!