[Intro: Quackity, Wilbur and George]
I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna speedrun this (x2)
Okay
Alright
I'm recording, I'm recording
(Yeah!)
Yo we keep it real
(Okay)
DJ Wilbur on the deck

[Verse 1: Quackity, Wilbur and George]
I fuck up the rat
Take yo bitch to the back
I am making my stacks and
I'm making up racks
When I get my hundreds
I just stack and stack
Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
(Stacks!)

[Verse 2: Quackity, Wilbur and George]
I'm so lonely
Please be nice to me
(It's lit!)
I am so sad
And so poor
I have no girl or wife
(Yeah!)
(It's lit!)
Yeah! Yeah yeah no

[Verse 3: Quackity, Wilbur and George]
Sippin' on dog water all night long
(Yeah!)
Everything Bad's dog Rat does is wrong
(Yeah!)
Poopy Woopy Swoopy Droopy is very cool
(Okay!)
My name is quackity and I'm gonna drop outta school!
(Woo!)
My girlfriend's the Queen
Take hеr ass to the back
I take all her monеy now I have a fat stack
She doin' it right
Yuh
She throwin' it back
Yuh
She's just makin sure now she's breaking my stacks
(Stack!)
[Verse 4: Quackity, Wilbur and George]
I am a virgin
(It's lit!)
Yet to engage in sex
I am also filing for bankruptcy at my local bank
(Yeah!)
I am in dire need of financial assistance
(Yeah!)
But am too scared to ask anyone due to toxic ideals of masculinity imposed on me as a young boy
Yeah yeah yeah!
As a young boy
Yeah yeah yeah

[Outro: Quackity, Wilbur and George]
My tea's gone cold and I'm wondering why
Iced out jewellery is what I buy
(It's lit!)
(Yeah!)
(It's lit!)
[crying]
(Yeah!)
(Woooo!)
(It's lit!)