London Yellow
Ass Eating Scam
[Intro]
(Reuel, stop playing with these n***as)
You already know what it is, n***a, London Yellow, thick n***a click
Uh, featuring Adam22 in this bitch
We got Yung Repressed in this bitch, a whole buncha thick n***as, man, and we straight eatin' ass
All day, n***a, you already know what the fuck it is
I'm 'bout to tell you how to eat ass
Matter of fact, ay

[Verse]
I'm finna tell you how to eat ass real quick
First thing's first, go to the Walmart, get some mints
That's just so when you eat the ass, you don't taste the shit
While you're at the store, you might as well get some rags with it
And I been doin' this for a minute, youngin, listen in
You could learn how to do it so good, you could teach a friend
Oh that rag's for after, gettin' poop off your face
Eatin' ass is a hard task, it gets all over the place
Alright, so now you got the stuff, get the ass cheeks and pull 'em apart
It's your first time, so you gotta watch out for farts
Keep a mint in your mouth, or it's finna get dark
Don't stick your whole tongue in, you gotta lick the wrinkled part
It tastes a lil funky, but it mostly tastes just like skin
After you eat ass once, youngin, you can do it again
My technique will get you smiles, you usually get grins
You might even turn the bitch out man, it all depends
Alright, listen here young one, I'm 'bout to teach you a technique
Start back where you spread the ass, but this time grab the feet
Take the feet, push 'em over the knees into the back meat
Tense up your tongue muscles and push it into the ass cheeks
Now that you're inside, young boy, I need you to spin around
If you're doin' it right, you should see them start to grab the ground
This is where that rag comes in handy, 'cause it's 'bout to go
Don't go nowhere, youngin, even though the ass is 'bout to blow
Now shit should be smeared all over your face, big bull
But that ain't a problem 'cause we got the rag, we cool
Wipe off your shit and get onto the next bitch
At this point, eatin' ass should be as easy as eatin' chips
Alright young bull, that's about it, I have to dip
All this talk of eatin' ass, now I gotta taste some shit
I taught you all I could, I don't really wanna hear no lip
Now go ahead and eat some ass and make that fuckin' money flip
[Outro]
N***a, y'all know what it is
Thick n***a click all day
This was a little tutorial for y'all n***as
Pay attention
If you ain't get it the first time, go back and listen
Hm, straight whistlin'
Hm, that booty's glistenin'
Hm, hm