[Verse 1]
I'm a snowflake so I do not like bad words
I'm a PC citizen and I ain't talking bout no nerd
Never ever would I curse
Or call somebody out
That is rude I'm a prude
Wash them words out your mouth
That made me uncomfortable
Reported now I'm feeling cool
Get you off the internet
Swimming in my swimming pool
With a shirt and some pants
I'm so freaking out of touch
Block you if you ever cuss
Call the cops if you look at my butt

[Chorus]
What the front door
He said something that is bad
And now my lumps sore
She said something mean to me
I can't function no more
Everything is so bad wish I could report
Son of a beach its a filthy dirty world
Let me get my bleach
If that can't lift the stain
I may just have to drink
Its real smelly it stink
I wish that I could report the whole thing (report the whole thing)
[Verse 2]
Logged into facebook to type Hashtag BLM
I love Malcolm X I wish that I could be him
Impress my POC friends now I feel better
Blackouttuesday touch myself in the dark in a dark black sweater
Feelings come first and I'm under the weather
Use my twitter account as a rage filled hate letter
Hurt my feely willys I reported you for hate speech
I hate you cause I think you really hate me
My friend works at Instagram I'm getting you deleted
Get your friend shadowbanned for no reason
And f word the government
Lets commit treason in a first world country
I spent my last forty years breathing
I'm a pure beam of angel light
Your a nasty demon
Bad words for no reason
Your probably just stupid
I know cause I'm a genius
Above all you heathens
I'm basically Jesus
I hate the world
I wanna clean it

[Chorus]
What the front door
He said something that is bad
And now my lumps sore
She said something mean to me
I can't function no more
Everything is so bad wish I could report
Son of a beach its a filthy dirty world
Let me get my bleach
If that can't lift the stain
I may just have to drink
Its real smelly it stink
I wish that I could report the whole thing (report the whole thing)
[Outro]
And if you post anything offensive on the internet
Honestly you should just fucking kill yourself
Don't you understand that there's people out here
That uh don't like the things you're saying like
Your gonna make me cry
Your gonna literally make me cry
Like sitting here just thinking about it
Like I'm already offended
Like I'm gonna get you fucking canceled
I'm gonna do everything in my power to destroy you
Cause your not supposed to do stuff like that
Your really supposed to respect everyone in the whole worlds
Opinion all at the same time