Tom MacDonald
Wasted (remix)
[Verse 1]
I'm going in
I know I left a mess but I will sort it when I'm back around
And cultured from my travels and I care again
I got a message in the bottle so I pour it in and mix it in the cool cup I'm tryna drown my sorrows in
I'll take 'em out, then order in
Leave ‘em open minded, shoot ‘em in the head
I want a cribbo in the hills, two level split
I want a model doin' yoga, watch her do the splits
We're tryna eat gourmet before we bite the dust
I heard that Bob's your uncle and that I should never trust him
And еveryone that's on my team bеlieves that money's evil
So I feel like the devil leading blind people

[Verse 2]
All that glitters isn't gold, put your shades on
And do your best to think about the score when the game's on
I'd never let them walk a mile in mine, they'd prolly take 'em home
I'm burning one for every mile, milestone
I heard they started acting weird, I tell 'em "break a leg"
And if they all start acting crazy, tell my dude to break their leg
I saw a psychic in Tibet when we all used to travel
She said I'm living on the edge and I have good balance
I said I'm looking for what's real and asked if I would find it
She said my heart's closed, I said I'm open-minded
I'm too high, Imma have to catch a flight back
I swam through the bullshit, they drownin' in the white caps
[Verse 3]
Y'all aren't soldiers, you're fuckin' Colonel Sanders
And we're all okily-dokily bitch, Ned Flanders
Hello hater in the polo with the alligator on it, y'all are lost in foreign waters and my team is like piranhas
In a room full of sharks, pick your jaws up
Everybody wanna be a dawg till they paws up
I'm no gangster, thank the way they brought me up
Cause I'd shoot 'em down, before they shot me up
Smokin' blunts with the patio door closed
Ceilings high like my hardwood floor smokes
Nothing lasts forever
Let time tell
And if you married to the pussy I got wives tails

[Verse 4]
I'm not deaf but I will definitely defeat you
Two legs, but I run it like three shoes
I really do this, they rappin' for some free booze
Sudden death and I'm alive, 3-2
And I really wanna be there when they die
But I got previous engagements that I'm really gonna try to make
Time for, like getting money times four
Yellin' out "shotgun!" and we don't mean the side door

[Verse 5]
I'm in the club, double fisting
Smoking fatties, Peter Griffin
You ain't a family guy, your family is all missing
And I guarantee you'll get it like I peaked at your presents
My girl gorgeous, yours are horrid
Nevermind, that's not important
My bears leave you in the forest like you ate our fucking porridge
They got pussy on their mind and I just think outside the box
I am trying to decide if I'm happy with what I got
[Verse 6]
Uh, leave 'em in the pool, uh but I hope they got their Crocs
Come and see what I have in store for you, I hope you like the shop
Uh, people callin' but their numbers all restricted
All homies think they knew it, this is just what they predicted
Punch drunk on prom night, super early
I took 'em all to the temple, surely
Yeah, can you dig it like the ground soft?
I can't hear them haters like I'm watching with the sound off

[Verse 7]
Mr. Mizzy Mac
White Peaks is the empire
And we're all spittin' flames, call that friendly fire
Crystal ball money, yeah I'm lookin' into it
So above your heads and so under the influence
Fuck, you guys are really weak
Seven day swag on wheelchair haters, they without a leg to stand on
Bus' 'em in the head, call that public transportation
You can't see my vision, final destination

[Verse 8]
I heard that life is a beach, I'm collectin' shells
Press one up against your head and hear the sea sounds, uh
Read between the lines like there's blow on the magazine
They have stars in their eyes and I'm a galaxy
The money and the action and the fashion is attracting me
I tried to make 'em happy and everyone is always mad at me
Worshippin' the devil, silver crosses on their necklace
Money can't buy Heaven but it's a damn good investment