Tom MacDonald
My Life Sucks
[Intro]
It's been a long day, I fell asleep with my clothes on
I think the world's full of assholes, they say it takes one to know one, they should get to know me
I'm the boy with a black eye, I'm the girl with the ripped jeans
I'm just tryna get by, figure out what it all means

[Verse 1]
Put a dent in my car, tryna park on your street
Hungover again, and I'm out of coffee
Punched a hole in the wall, I'm over it all, stay home and smoke weed
But my neighbour's a dick, he gon' call the police
It ain't gon' my way, I'mma lose my mind today
I'mma dump my girl, I'mma quit my job, like fuck the whole world
I'm so sick of it all, it's just me and my dog, and he don't even talk
He just wanna eat, sleep, shit and take walks
Praying to God, please make it stop
Let me call my mom, I'mma tell her what's wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
It's been a long day, I fell asleep with my clothes on
I think the world's full of assholes, they say it takes one to know one, they should get to know me
I'm the boy with a black eye, I'm the girl with the ripped jeans
I'mma give it one last try, figure out what it all means

[Chorus]
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks
[Verse 2]
I got bills on the fridge, it's a week till I get paid
My house is a mess, and I got a headache
My friends growing up, they stopped getting drunk, had kids and life's great
I feel like a bomb, and they rub in my face
I can't take no more, feel like the jokes on me
Walk to the store, can't afford no weed
Screamed at the clerk, and I'm not sorry
Yeah, poor me, yeah, dumb, broke, horny
I don't give a fuck for free
I'mma dump my girl, I'mma quit my job
Like fuck the whole world, I'm so sick of it all

[Pre-Chorus]
It's been a long day, I fell asleep with my clothes on
I think the world's full of assholes, they say it takes one to know one, they should get to know me
I'm the boy with a black eye, I'm the girl with the ripped jeans
I'mma give it one last try, figure out what it all means

[Chorus]
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks

[Bridge]
I think my life sucks
Not everybody's days are long, but mine was
All I wanna do is cry and wine, but I'm tough
But when my life gives me lemons, it's a major fucking bummer 'cause it knows I don't like lemons, fuck
[Chorus]
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks
I think my life sucks