The Cast of Bodied
Devine Wright vs. Prospek
[Round 1: Prospek/Dumbfoundead]
Fuck this Asian motherfucker!
Fuck this kamikaze-plane, Tamagotchi-playin', shots-of-saki-taking motherfucker!
Fuck Lucy Liu and Sulu, too!
Fuck your ninja stars, your Subaru
Fuck Buddha and Confucius, too!
Wait, actually, I don't know if I should be rhyming all that
I don't know how China attacks
I'm not tryna to get a cyber-attack or trying to get hacked
If you were on your deathbed and saw your life in a flash
It would be you designing an app, dining on cats, and doing science and math
Your family's either making Civics or has a nail and facial business
I'm surprised the movie Crash didn't have more Asians in it
Why is it so hard for you to drive?
I seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, you motherfuckers used to fly
You know what you call goin' with an Asian on a Uber ride? Suicide!
If I cut your voice box, I bet you'd bleed soy sauce
When you're at the arcade, they mistakin' your eyes for the coin slots
This Asian is an overachiever, you be catchin' more dogs than you can store in the freezer
Your idea of playing catch is throwing a cleaver at a golden retriever
So if I call you a rice-farming, bootlegging, dry-cleaning, bad driving piece of shit and these dudes will laugh
And if you're wondering why I'm dissing Asians...you do the math

[Round 1: Devine Wright]
This bitch got at me for being Asian, mmm... but came with some weak shit
So now I gotta get on my shit dissing ladies... 'cause that's clearly what she is!
Ain't no vaginoplast' that can give her a tighter snatch
This bitch got a wider gap than the income between white and black
If she ain't giving up the pussy, you could get sucked then, that's a black ho
I said even if she ain't giving up the pussy, you could get sucked in – that's a black hole!
Before I even let the gun kiss her, I'ma give this bitch a Tic Tac (Whoo!) 'Cause her breath is so foul, when she spit it got a kickback!
They be havin' stage fright when I whip out this dick
'Cause it'll make a bitch choke and then forget how to spit
She too ugly to even feed her the D, the only way a n***a keep her in Gs
If she Ayesha Curry and her cookin' make n***as weak in the knees
She be having welfare babies, but I give the hustle respect
'Cause we both sonning n***as just for the check!
I know y'all confused by what we doin', so check it... we just figured
We'd flip the same shit we always hear from you fuck n***as!
So yo, Pro, we killed this shit, we fuckin' em up, n***a
And for the rest of y'all, you can do them cliché bars...but you can't do them better than US, n***a!