[Verse 1]
I saw Uncle Donut driving a red balloon
He drove eight miles away, said he couldn't stay was as ripe as a balloon
I saw Uncle Donut screaming like a tiger coming
Running on a Segway, lookin for a pass way talking bout the devil's tongue and

[Chorus]
Uncle Donut, runnin up and down the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut running just as fast as he came
I saw Uncle Donut, runnin up and down the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut running just as fast as he came

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 2]
I saw Uncle Donut movin in a muddled stutter
Devil come to play, bringing batteries, dip in easy it'll
I saw Uncle Donut makin like a stick of butter
Drawing the sunny shine, sittin', now don't you mind, leave and gonna find another

[Chorus]
Uncle Donut, runnin up and down the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut running just as fast as he came
I saw Uncle Donut (eh, eh, eh, eh, eh), runnin up and down the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) running just as fast as he came
[Instrumental break]

[Break]
Shut it!
Down the jetway
Uncle Donut
Donut

[Verse 3]
That's our Uncle Donut in his fifties too
Blink one eye, he said bye-bye I'm gigglin' like a loon
I saw Uncle Donut his eyes were up and goon
Ripe with the devil, fine on a shovel digging graves on the moon

[Chorus]
That's Uncle Donut, runnin around the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut running just as fast as he came (come on!)
I saw Uncle Donut, runnin up and down the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut running as fast as he came

[Instrumental break]
Hey
Hey, hey, hey

[Verse 4]
I saw Uncle Donut thumpin in a mild stutter
Devil's colored blade, radio libraries nobody's, here together
I saw Uncle Donut dippin' in a stick of butter
Drop you sunshine, sittin', now don't you mind, leave and gonna find another
[Chorus]
I saw Uncle Donut running just as fast as he came
I saw Uncle Donut, runnin up and down the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut, runnin up and down the jetway
I saw Uncle Donut running just as fast as he came

[Instrumental break]

Shit

[Outro]
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