[Verse]
I just wanna play in the pub, singing Neil Young
For the fisherman's club
All the old men are gonna buy me beers
And tell me all the things that they did over the years

[Chorus]
Suzuki 540 and it got big smacked
I set it on fire and it made me hot
Haven’t had a credit card in 15 years
Paid my ticket and it got me here
You can call me Hank, yeah
Gamble on a game every chance I get
Drinking Hamm’s and sleeping with myself
You can call me Hank, yeah

[Verse]
Making new friends underneath the bridge
But I biked home when the kid went in a K hole
Got a new job at the Holiday Inn
I stole a lot of money cause I got a little problem

[Bridge]
Me and Frankie Jr at the slot car track
I date the local girl she’s all I have
And she always lets me jam
In her basement with my band
[Outro]
You can call me Hank, you can call me hank
You can call me Hank, yeah
You can call me Hank, you can call me hank
You can call me Hank, yeah
You can call me, you can call me
You can call me Hank, yeah