[Intro: Colby Brock]
I'm a beanie boy
I'm a beanie boy
I'm a beanie boy

[Colby Brock]
I'm a- I'm a- I'm a beanie boy (Yuh)
Big weenie boy
Don't touch me I'm not a toy (Bitch, Nah)

[Verse 1: Colby Brock & Jake Webber]
Go to the store (Skrr)
Grab a, grab a door (Grab it)
Grab it and slam it on a hoe bitch (Slam it, Slam it)
I go to the store, oh
I lost my headphones
Just wrapped in
I don't know where to go with this
(I don't know) That's okay (That's okay) it's okay, it's okay (It's okay)

[Verse 2: Jake Webber]
I'm a beanie boy
Getting breadsticks with my click
Extra cheesy boy (Extra Cheesy)
Don't talk to me if you a meanie boy (Nah)
Go and take a shower cause you stinky boy (Goddamn! Beanie boy)
I be with your mom on a date when you see me boy (She like me, beanie boy)
[Chorus: Colby Brock & Jake Webber]
I'm a beanie boy (Boy)
I'm a beanie boy (Boy)
Don't touch me (Nah)
I'm a beanie boy (Boy)
Big weenie boy (Big weenie)
I'm a beanie boy (Boy)
I'm a beanie boy (Beanie boy)
I'm a beanie boy
I'm a beanie boy
I'm a beanie boy
Beanie boy
Beanie boy
(Beanie Boy)