Nick Lutsko
The Ballad of Don Jr
[Intro]
This is my message to the Instagram Gods crushing Don Jr's algorithm, yea, you've been caught
You think this actual 10 second clip of him attempting to face the camera towards him is worth only a quarter of a million views
How dare you? How dare you?

[Chorus]
I keep pictures of Don Jr above my bed and now every night I fall asleep with him in my head
I dream he takes me to the skate park and he teaches me how to ride, I dream he let me do the monkey bars while holding onto my sides
I dreamed I fell off my skatеboard and he gave me a bandagе, I dreamed I was hungry and he made me a sandwich
I dreamed we stayed up all night learning TikTok dances with Ron DeSantis

[Bridge]
I dreamed we hunted Hunter Biden, and shoved him in a locker, asked him how it felt to just be known for his famous father
Isn't it pathetic, oh isn't it a shame to have no remnant of identity outside your father's name
And when you look down at your hands, uncalloused and cold, can't you see all that you hold has been handed to you?
And does that make you feel small? (Hunter?)
Do you ever look back at your life and sob? 38 years in your younger sister's shadow
Crying, daddy please love me, Daddy please see me, Dad won't you love me?, Dad can't you see me?
Daddy please love me, Daddy please see me, Dad won't you love me?, Dad can't you see me?

[Chorus]
We pulled him out of the locker and we gave him a swirlie, my alarm went off and then I voted early
So should you