[Chorus]
It's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool
Than anything else
Oh my god, you're irritated
That I'm just being myself (What!)
I feel so defeated and sad
Nobody ever listens to me (Huh!)
Society is sick, we're all sick
So I wrote this sick beat!

[Verse 1]
The media has fictionalized my personal life
I do drink, I'm 25!
But you better not write about this
I don't even wanna talk about it (Aaaahhh!!)
You could lose a foot (Huh!)
You could lose a hand (What!)
I have heads in my freezer, all fans (Yeah!)
I would go online and watch them for months and months
Then I invited them over
I LIKE TO CHOP UP...

[Breakdown]
British Shorthair
Scottish Fold
Himalayan
Exotic Shorthair
Exotic Longhair
Sphynx Cat
Munchkin
Siamese
[Verse 2]
I'm like a serial dater, and everything's great
Until they leave and I'm devastated
I get crazy and obsessive
And then I write songs to get revenge, 'cause I'm psychotic
I don't trust technology
I started screaming at my phone, STOP!
I wake up, I have all these piles of dead cats all over the floor!
(DEAD!)
I will have a meltdown on the show!
I have double-joined elbows, so...

[Chorus (variant)]
It's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool
Than anything else
Oh my god, you're irritated
That I'm just being myself (What!)
If you know my nightmare world
You'd be terrified! (Huh!)
Society is sick, we're all sick
I'm just gonna die!

[Bridge]
I've been really trying to hard clearly
I've been really overthinking this entire thing!
I've been really trying to hard clearly!
[Chorus]
It's more important to be edgy and sexy and cool
Than anything else
Oh my god, you're irritated
That I'm just being myself (What!)
I feel so defeated and sad
Nobody ever listens to me (Huh!)
Society is sick, we're all sick
So I wrote this sick beat!