[Intro]
Now introducing (yeah motherfuckers, you know what it is)
The baddest band in the land!
You wanted rock, but you didn't necessarily ask for it, but we brought it!
Nothing but the hits, here we go
This one's for you, the emo Reddit, everybody in Fresno, let's go, man
Get up out your seats or sit down, it's up to you
Yeah!