[Chorus]
Real love is like hard time
Real love is like hard time
Real love is like hard time
Ya go 1 rock, 2 rock, 99

Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know
Who taught me everything a boy should know
She looked as pretty as the month of May
And let me tell you, she had plenty to say

[Bridge: Robert Finley, Leisa Hans, Ashley Wilcoxson]
She said, "We don't apologize to anyone to anytime
I swear, we specialize in telling lies"

[Chorus]
Real love is like hard time
Real love is like hard time
Real love is like hard time
Ya go 1 rock, 2 rock, 99

We go trip beneath the silvery moon
Skinny dip down in the green lagoon
I thought I was gonna get her lovin' soon
But then my baby went and changed her tune
[Bridge: Robert Finley, Leisa Hans, Ashley Wilcoxson]
She said, "We don't apologize to anyone to anytime
I swear, we specialize in telling lies"

[Chorus]
Real love is like hard time
Real love is like hard time
Real love is like hard time
Ya go 1 rock, 2 rock, 99