South Park
I’ve Got a Ring on My Finger
[Verse 1]
I've got a ring on my finger to remind me what I cannot do
Can't just do whatever I feel like, I've got to stay righteous and true
I can't hang out with my buddies and get into trouble
'Cause now we're both wearing these rings for each other
But who needs sex and drugs and partying
When we can cook a meal, then sit around and watch Netflix
Bay-bay!

[Verse 2]
I've got a ring on my finger to remind me that I must behave
No need to chase after girls; it's a promise I can never break
I made a commitment and it is forever
So we can spend every waking minute together
And if we get bored it won't be a problem
'Cause we can just hang out with other couples who wear these rings
Bay-bay!

[Verse 3]
I've got a ring on my finger to remind me what I cannot do (What I cannot do)
Bay-bay-bay
Bay-bay, bay-bay, bay-bay