[Mr. Hankey]
Poo choo train's layin' down its tracks with a

[Poo Choo Train]
POO CHOO!

[Mr. Hankey]
All the way and back

[Eric Cartman]
Poo poo train is my favorite thing
Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing

[Mr. Hankey]
Christmas time wouldn't be the same
Without hugs and kisses and a poo choo train!