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Noelle
First, Noelle
You should know
Susie’s love’s
Hard to show
Heart-to-heart’s
Touch-and-go
And her breath
Smells like chalk

She won’t hug
She won’t flirt
Just ask every
One she’s hurt
Slightly course
Kinda curt-
She’s more “terminate”
Than “talk.”

Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Sweet as spice
And twice as swell!

Well, Noelle
Were it me
I’d be kind
As can be!
Share some sweet
Susiе Tea-
And-
“-what’s THAT supposed to mean?!”
Maybе try
Blushing less?
Stand up tall!
Ditch the dress
And she’ll sure
Be impressed-
-if you rip out
Someone’s spleen!

Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Sweet as spice
And twice as swell!

So Noelle
Needs advice…
Be like me:
Cool! Concise!
Super smart
Dressed real nice
With unobfuscated charm!

Get more swoll!
Be less dense!
Grow a spine-
-no offense-
Ditch these clowns
And commence
Hanging on my
Beefy arm!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Sweet as spice
And twice as swell!

Oh Noelle
Never fear!
Cause your friend
Queen is here!
When we’re done
Be a deer
And please
Climb inside this cage~

Don’t say no-
Think it through!
“I will never
Side with you!”
Not ideal
But it’ll do
Here’s my
Minion sign-up page~

Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Sweet as spice
And twice as swell!
Sweet as spice
And twice as swell!

Each idea-
-every word-
Was the worst
That I’ve heard!
From a queen
To a bird
Not a shred of
Good advice!

Yours was bad
Yours was worse!
Your whole presence
Is a curse!
I can’t take
Another verse
Or I’ll freeze us all in ice!

Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Noelle!
Sweet as spice
And twice as swell!