I'm Mister King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice, I'm the devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts, come on bring 'em to the king

If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously
No, I cannot let you pass, Don't you mess with me!

Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't mess with me!
Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't you mess with me!

Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't mess with me!
Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't you mess with me!

I'm Mister King Dice, heed just what I say!
The devil has his price and I'll make sure that you pay
I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts, pronto! Don't you mess with me!

Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't mess with me!
Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't you mess with me!
Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't mess with me!
Don't mess with King Dice!
Don't you mess with me!

I'm Mister King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land
I never play nice, I'm the devil's right hand man
I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts, come on bring 'em to the king