I hate music
But I like to sing
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

But that's not music
Not what I call music
No, sir

Music is a lot of men
In a lot of tails
Making lots of noise
Like a lot of females
Music is a lot of folks
In a big dark hall
Where they really don't want to be at all
With a lot of chairs
And a lot of heirs
And a lot of furs and diamonds
Music is silly

I hate music
But I like to sing
La, la, la, la, la