[DR. PANGLOSS]
Let us review
Lesson eleven!

[CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Paragraph two
Axiom seven

[PANGLOSS]
Once one dismisses
The rest of all possible worlds
One finds that this is
The best of all possible worlds

[CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Once one dismisses
The rest of all possible worlds
One finds that this is
The best of all possible worlds

[PANGLOSS]
Pray classify
Pigeons and camels

[MAXIMILLIAN]
Pigeons can fly
[PAQUETTE]
Camels are mammals

[PANGLOSS]
There is a reason
For everything under the sun

[CANDIDE]
There is a season
For everything under the sun

[MAXIMILLIAN]
Objection!
What about snakes?

[PANGLOSS]
Snakes!
'Twas Snake that tempted mother Eve
Because of Snake we now believe
That though depraved
We can be saved
From hellfire and damnation

[CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Because of Snake's temptation!
[PANGLOSS]
If Snake had not seduced our lot
And primed us for salvation
Jehovah could not pardon all
The sins that we call cardinal
Involving bed and bottle

[PANGLOSS, CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Now onto Aristotle

[PANGLOSS]
Mankind is one
All men are brothers

[CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
As you'd have done
Do unto others

[PANGLOSS]
It's understood in
This best of all possible worlds

[MAXIMILLIAN]
All's for the good in
This best of all possible worlds
[CANDIDE]
Objection!
What about war?

[PANGLOSS]
War!
Though war may seem a bloody curse
It is a blessing in reverse
When cannon roar
Both rich and poor
By danger are united

[MAXIMILIAN]
'Til every wrong is righted

[PANGLOSS]
Philosophers make evident
The point that I have cited
'Tis war makes equal, as it were
The noble and the commoner
Thus war improves relations

[PANGLOSS, CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Now onto conjugations

[PANGLOSS]
Amo, amas
Amat, amamus

[CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Amo, amas
Amat, amamus

[PANGLOSS]
Proving that this is
The best of all possible worlds

[CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
With love and kisses
The best of all possible worlds

[PANGLOSS]
Quod erat demonstrandum!
Q. E. D. 

[MAXIMILLIAN]
Quod erat demunstrandum!
Q. E. D. 

[CANDIDE]
Quod erat demunstrandum!
Q. E. D. 

[PANGLOSS]
Amo, amas
Amat, amamus

[PAQUETTE]
Quod erat demunstrandum!
Q. E. D. 

[MAXIMILLIAN]
Amo, amas
Amat, amamus

[CUNEGONDE]
Quod erat demunstrandum!
Q. E. D. 

[CANDIDE]
Amo, amas
Q. E. D. 

[PANGLOSS]
Quod erat demunstrandum!

[MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Amo, amas

[PANGLOSS, CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, MAXIMILIAN & PAQUETTE]
Quod erat demonstrandum
In this best of all
Possible, possible, possible worlds!
Quod erat demonstrandum!
Q!
E!
D!