Pardison Fontaine
Wap (Waffles and Pancakes)
[Intro]
Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
I said I’m a kitchen geek, seven days a week
Sourdough tasty, crack the eggs and add the milk, ah

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you baking with the Moonies, baby
Bring a bowl and a blender for this waffle so tasty
Beat this dough very well with your friends, the Moonies

[Verse 1]
Bake it up, baby, whisk it fast
Extra delicious, make it last
Put this wafflе right in your mouth
It’s like cheese to a little mousе
Toffee on top, make me smile
Add some toppings on the outside
I have a sweet tooth look in my eyes
This waffle is great, it’s not a lie
Listen carefully to the recipe
Lets role play, apron and hat
I want you to be my kitchen assistant right in this little hall
Bring some fruits, flavor and milk
It’s the best you’ve ever seen
Yes, I cook, and then I clean
And let me show you the perfect sweet
[Verse 2]
Whisk it, mix it, turn the oven on and bake it
Quick, take it out before you burn it
Follow the recipe, don’t skip a step
Now grab a spoon and dare to try
Take a risk, make a sweet
Sing and dance while you bake (While you're baking)
You really want to try our waffles and pancakes
Sit at the table and eat with good manners
Now get your bib and your napkins for the waffles and pancakes
I know my bakery looks delicious, so come on, let’s post it
I’m a good baker you like them, all my waffles and pancakes
Now make a coffee add some sugar, there is nothing to it

[Verse 3]
Look, I need a good oven, need a nice skimmer
I need the ingredients, need a good baker
Bring my flour here, need it for the pancakes
And with a cloth I clean the oven
I don’t need money, of course you’re invited
Waffles and pancakes, that’s what I like
I also bake bread, pies are my passion
Low sugar bakery, good for diabetics
I don’t wanna leave, I wanna cook
I wanna knead, I wanna frost
I want you to feel good with all my recipes
Sit down and wait for desert
The tray is on fire, no pastry no party
It’s going in raw and it’s coming out baked
I’m baking that waffle ‘cause somebody’s hungry
I sing at the mic while eating some ice cream
[Verse 4]
Your honor, Moonie sis’, a bowl and a stick
Taste the dough, and please help me bake it
Take a spoon, in the kitchen I am the true king
Never baked cookies but I’m looking for a big risk
In the food chain, sweets are at the bottom
If I ate some more, I’m gonna change my color
Big D stand for big doughnut
I could make you whipped cream and it’s so exciting
If you don’t bake then you can’t eat
You can hurt my feelings if you don’t like it
If they stare at me and ask “Who baked it?”
When I make the waffle, I’ma spell my name

[Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you tasting like waffles and pancakes
Bring a bib and a napkin for this waffle, Moonie
Give me everything you got for this waffle, Moonie
Now from the top, make it drop, that’s some pancake, Moonie
Now get a bib and a napkin, that’s some pancake, Moonie
I’m talking WAP, WAP, WAP, that’s some sweet tooth Moonie
Waffleroni in a bowl, that’s some pancake Moonie, huh

[Outro]
Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house
There’s some Moonies in this house