Jake Paul
YouTube Rewind 2018, but it’s actually good
[PEWDIEPIE]
(My name is jeff)
Yaaaaaaaaaa, it's rewind time
Y'know, if I controlled rewind, I would want it to be an actual rewind *claps*

[LOGAN PAUL]
Uh, I really hate to say this, I think there's someone hanging right there

[PEWDIEPIE]
Year review, rr-r-r-rewind time everybody-y-yy-y!

[SMOKE HIJABI]
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?

[POPPY HARLOW]
Pop

[UGANDAN KNUCKLES]
Do you know da wae? You have to know the fuckin wae

[PETER GRIFFIN]
Ah!

[PEWDIEPIE]
EE-E-Everyone
[PAPA BEAR]
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET

[LIL PUMP]
Esketiit! Got a new chair, got a new bitch, and I got a new–

[MOTH]
Lamp

[CARLOS MALONE]
WASSO-WASSO-WASSO-WASS AH!

[GLOBGLOGABGALAB/TONY HALSTEAD]
I am the Globglogabgalab! The–

[PEWDIEPIE]
Rewind time everybody-y-yy-y!
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch-bitch-bitch-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bi
R-r-rr-Rewind time everybody!

[MARK ZUCCERBURG]
*slurp*
[CHILLS]
Number fifteen, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you want on your Burger King burger is someone's foot–

[PEWDIEPIE]
It's rewind time everybody!

[PETER GRIFFIN]
AAH, ah ah, AAH, ah ah ah AAH, ah ahah AAH
Ouah!

[MARKIPLIER]
E, E

[ROB GRONKOWSKI]
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON PEOPLE!

[PEWDIEPIE]
Rewind time everybody-y-yy-y!
(spoken)
We're forgetting something. I think we should read what the comments actually say. Rewind time, everyone

[ANTHONY FANTANO]
DAMN BOI HE THICC BOI!

[ANINITY]
S-Seriously, he just said that? I'm gonna copystrike this guy
[MICHAEL MCCRUDDEN]
Here for you on Before They Were Gone

[COLLINS KEYS]
Who is Marshmello?

[MICHAEL STEVENS]
HEY! Vsauce, Michael here!

[MARKIPLIER]
NO! I'M HOW TO BA–

[VOICEOVERPETE]
Attention, epic Fortnite gamers! Ninja is in grave danger, and he needs your help

[MRBEAST]
Hey! Um, what does this one say again?

[CHRIS TYSON]
"Subscribe to PewDiePie for original content"

[PEWDIEPIE]
Whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna–

[MERRELL TWINS]
There's one thing this video needs

[JAKE PAUL]
WAAAAAAALMAAAAAAART!

[PHIL SWIFT]
HOHO! Phil Swift here!

[LIL TAY]
Ya'll can't afford things like Lil Tay, I wears a belt–

[WILL SMITH]
Yaaa! If I controlled rewind, I would want Fortnite and Markass Brownlee

[MARQUES BROWNLEE]
Is this what you wanted?

[NINJA]
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME—

[SHANE DAWSON]
You have to be kind of a Sociopath

[PEWDIEPIE]
BITCH

[WILL SMITH]
Aah that's hot!

[PEWDIEPIE]
BITCH

[WILL SMITH]
That's hot!

[LOGAN PAUL]
I feel like this was a stupid hat to wear

[DR. PHIL]
Oh, you think this is a joke?

[LOGAN PAUL]
YUP!

[BOXING ANNOUNCER]
DRAW! It's a draw

[FOUSEYTUBE]
You're heating up your breakfast when I'm heating up my dinner

[SHANE DAWSON'S GIRLFRIEND]
*unintelligible sobbing*

[VOICEOVERPETE]
Attention all Libtards: Now Ben Shapiro wants to know my location!

[BEN SHAPIRO]
Ok, now that was epic. Next *clap Meme *clap*

[STEPHEN HAWKING]
Although my body is very limited, my mind is free to explore the universe

[STAN LEE]
If you have an idea that you genuinely think is good, don't let some idiot talk you out of it

[STEFÁN KARL STEFÁNSSON]
A special thank you to all of you, my dear meme friends. Thank you so much!

[CARL MANFRED]
Now concentrate... on how it makes you feel, and let your hand drift across the canvas

[PEWDIEPIE]
Rewind time, everyone
REWIND TIME EVERYBODY!

[MAN]
Woo

[GABBIE HANNA]
So what if I'm the monStaaAAAaAAAAAAAa!?!?!?!

[FBI]
FBI OPEN UP!

[NINJA]
You kiss your mother with that mouth? *Reports for stream sniping*

[G-NOME]
Hulo, me ol' chum!

[PYRO]
So guys, we did it!

[PEWDIEPIE]
Rewind time everybody!

[TIKTOK USERS]
Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?

[G-NOME]
I'M A G-NOME!

[TIKTOK USERS]
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji

[MAN]
Oh my god...

[TIKTOK USERS]
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree-e-e

[PEWDIEPIE]
Ah, that's hot! Ah, that's ho-ha-ha